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Funny Shart Survival Kit

Funny Shart Survival Kit

 4.73/5 | (29+ Reviews)

💩 Emergency Bathroom Relief

🤣 Hilarious Yet Surprisingly Practical

🎁 The Perfect White Elephant Gift
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Funny Shart Survival Kit

Funny Shart Survival Kit

$49.95
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Bought this for my best friend’s birthday. We were laughing so hard we almost needed to use the kit!!! Great packaging! Very funny instructions and advertisements on the container!!! Highly recommend!

Kate S. ~ Verified Purchase
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Shipping Information

Orders are shipped as quickly as possible so you can resume your daily activities with peace of mind. Once shipped, your order will arrive within 3 to 8 business days, depending on your country and city.

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Our Guarantee

If you’re not obsessed with your lips, return your order within 30 days for a full refund.

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Your Emergency Backup Plan

When shart happens, be prepared! This compact 5-piece kit gives you everything needed to handle life's most embarrassing emergencies with confidence.

Recent Customer Reviews!

Excellent 4.7 / 5

  • Amazing party gift

    "I bought this as a gag gift for a friend's retirement party- it was a big hit! Shipping was fast and it was well packaged!"

    Jennifer E. ~ Minnesota

  • Professional Results at Home 💪

    "I'm a nurse and honestly, this should be standard issue for everyone over 30. Bought six for Friendsgiving and everyone loved them. It's funny, practical, and actually well-made. The badge is chef's kiss."

    Alex T. ~ Oregon

  • Works Like a Charm

    "I bought this as a joke for my brother who has IBS, but honestly? He uses it religiously. Keeps one in his car and one at the office. Best gag gift that turned into a legitimate lifesaver!"

    Tonya ~ Chicago

  • Exceeded My Expectations

    "This was the hit of our office white elephant party! Everyone was fighting over it. I ended up buying three more - one for myself and two for actual gifts. The quality is surprisingly good for something so funny."

    Logan B. ~ California

  • Recommend 12/10!!

    "Gave this to my dad for Father's Day as a gag gift. He laughed so hard he cried. Now he won't leave the house without it in his truck. Says it's his 'retirement insurance policy.' 12/10 would gift again."

    Mandy J. ~ Florida

    Still Got Questions?

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    What's included in the Shart Survival Kit?

    The kit includes 5 essential items: disposable undies, tissue pack, moist wipes, instructional care card, and a survival badge to proudly display your journey.

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    Is this a real, functional product?

    Absolutely! While it's hilarious, it's surprisingly practical. Perfect for emergencies when nature calls unexpectedly.

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    Do you offer a guarantee?

    Yes! We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee and 30-Day Money-Back Guarantee. If you're not 100% happy, just send us an email.

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    Who is this product for?

    Anyone who's experienced an unexpected bathroom emergency or knows someone who has! It's also great for people who appreciate practical humor.

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    What is your refund policy?

    If it comes defective/destroyed, we will give you 100% of your money back!